You’ll Want to Hear This Fake News
By Evan Armstrong on January 29, 2018
Seems like everywhere you look on the internet, Somebody is calling the news “fake” regardless of who is coming out with. Well, The Sexy Variety Show fully admits that it is full of fake news. Every Monday at 5:30, Evan will rattle off a few key stories for your enjoyment, and nothing else, cause there is absolutely no truth to them.
Previous Stories have included a Fight between Joseph Stalin and the Kraken, The new Cologne released by the 45th President, Donald Trump, called Covfefe, and a random segway about sheep.
So make sure to Tune in on Mondays at 5:30 to hear the only Newscast that is proud to be super fake.
But until then, you can just follow trump on twitter